Senior Moments

老年時分

Garage Door 

  The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.

  His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?'

  The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door,  and walked into his office puzzled by the question.

  As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

  He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'

  She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old minivan with  two flat tires.'

車庫大門

    一個早上，老闆走進辦公室，並不知道褲子拉鍊沒拉上，他的

褲襠是敞開的。

他的助理走過來跟他說：「今天早上離家時，你家車庫門關上了

嗎？」

   老闆回答她說：「他肯定車庫門已經關上了」，走進辦公室為這

個問題感到納悶。

   當他完成了批閱工作，突然發現他的褲襠是敞開的，馬上將拉鍊

拉上，他才瞭解助理說的車庫門問題。

   他到外面倒了一杯咖啡，走到她辦公桌前問道「當我的車庫門撇

開的時候，你看到我的駿馬停在裡面嗎？」

   她笑著說「沒有，沒看到。我只看到一輛老爺車與兩個洩了氣的

輪胎」。