Hearing aids

An elderly gentleman...

Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'

The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.  I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'

助聽器

一位長者，若干年來都有嚴重的聽力問題。他去看醫生，醫生為他安裝了一付助聽器，可以使他百分之百聽得清楚。

一個月後老先生來回診，醫生說：「你聽力非常棒了，再度恢復聽力，家人一定很高興吧。」

那位老先生回答說「噢！我考慮了三次，還是沒有告訴家人，我只是坐在那裡聽他們交談。」

Newborn baby

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree,

when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years  old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'

Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'

'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'

'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

新生嬰兒

兩位退休老人坐在安養中心一棵大樹下的長凳上，其中一位對另一位說：「斯利姆，我83歲 了，現在我全身到處都會酸痛。我知道你的年齡和我相仿。你感覺怎麼？」

斯利姆說「我覺得就像一個新生嬰兒一樣。」

「真的嗎？像一個剛出生的嬰兒？」

「是的！沒有頭髮，沒有牙齒，我想我剛剛尿濕了我的褲子。」