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篇名: A joke
作者: 光的使者 日期: 2011.05.18  天氣:  心情:
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he was lonely and didn t have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.

Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Adam thought a moment and asked, "What can I get for a rib?"


亞當很寂寞 跟上帝要一個女人作伴
他問上帝 一個女人的代價為何

上帝說 你的一隻手臂和 一隻腳 ( an arm and a leg means 代價很大很貴的意思)
亞當殺價說 我的一根肋骨行嗎
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