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篇名: 婚姻幽默------真是經典啊
作者: 星期八我們結婚吧～小榆兒	日期: 2010.10.17　　天氣: 　心情:

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

妻：你在作什麼啊？

Husband : Nothing.

夫：沒作什麼。

Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage

certificate for an hour.'

妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。

Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。

Wife: 'You always carry m photo in your wallet. Why?'

妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,

I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'

妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what

other problem can there be greater than this one?'

夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？

Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share

all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have

any worries or troubles.'

男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。

Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this

morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。

Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。

A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have

married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，

你會嫁給我嗎？

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married

you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .

女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。

A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me,

my pretty face or my sexy body?'

妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like

your sense of humor.'

他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。

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