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篇名: 環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題!
作者: OWEN 日期: 2009.08.22  天氣:  心情:



















 環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題...

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問:美
國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.

國小姐:美國的男性器官像紳士。

Question: How can you say so?

問:為什麼呢?


Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......

國小姐:因為只要一看到女士,他們就會起立......

(Applause!Applause!)

(
鼓掌、鼓掌 )



Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問:西
班牙小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)

西
班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。

Question: How can you say so?

問:為什麼呢?


Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

西
班牙小姐:因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。

(Applause! Applause !)

(
鼓掌、鼓掌 )


Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問:菲律賓小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。


Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.

菲律賓小姐:菲律賓的男性器官像流言。


Question: How can you say so?

問:為什麼呢?


Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.

菲律賓小姐:因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。


(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)


(
鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌 )



Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?

問:
伊朗小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.

伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官像賊。


Question: How can you say so?

問:為什麼呢?


Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

伊朗小姐:因為他們總愛走後門。


(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

(
鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 )



Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問:
印度小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like laborers.

印度小姐:印度的男性器官像勞力。


Question: How can you say so?

問:為什麼呢?


Ms India: Because it works day and night......

印度小姐:因為日夜勞
""

(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

(
鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )



Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問:馬來西亞小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。


Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.

馬來西亞小姐:馬來西亞的男性器官像
Proton 牌轎車( 馬來西亞國產車 )

Question: How can you say so?

問:為什麼呢?


Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

馬來西亞小姐:看起來很硬
(造型類似HONDA) 其實很軟(一撞就變形)

(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

(
鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 )



Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問:新加坡小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。


Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).

新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。


Question: How can you say so?

問:為什麼呢?


Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.

新加坡小姐:總是衝進場,提前
15分鐘出場。

(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

(
鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )

 

Question: Ms Taiwan, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問:台灣小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。

 Ms Taiwan: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Taiwan are like Chen Shui-Pian.

台灣小姐:台灣男性的器官像「陳水扁」。

Question: How can you say so?

問:為什麼呢?

Ms Taiwan: Cant work at all, but still brag and quibble rascally.


台灣小姐:明明不行,還要硬拗、賴皮逞強


(
鼓掌、鼓掌,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑)

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問:中
國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping.

國小姐:中國的男性器官像鄧小平.

Question: How can you say so?

問:為什麼呢?


Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.

國小姐:短小精幹,但卻可以工作到九十歲。

(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

(
鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 )



 


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