1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you.
你愈晚回家牠越興奮
2. Dogs don t notice if you call them by another dog s name.
你錯喊另外一頭狗的名字牠也不會介懷
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
你撒得滿地都是東西牠很高興
4. A dog s parents never visit.
牠的父母永遠不會來訪
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
你提高嗓子強烈表態牠也不反感
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they re ready to go 24 hours a day.
你永不須要等呀等的,狗狗永遠隨時準備好出門
7. Dogs find you amusing when you re drunk.
你喝醉了, 狗狗覺得你很有趣
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
狗狗和你一樣很喜歡打獵和釣魚
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog?
狗狗不會半夜把你推醒問你 , 牠死了你會不會找另外一條狗 ?
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 狗狗生了孩子 , 你可以登個廣告把孩子打發掉
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
狗狗會乖乖讓你套個項圈而不會說你變態
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don t get mad. They just think it s interesting.
狗狗從你身上嗅到別的狗的味道 , 不但不會生氣還會覺得很有趣
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
狗狗很喜歡坐小貨車的後座
And last, but not the least... 最後,但很重要:
14. If a dog leaves, it won t take half of your stuff.
狗狗離開你時，絕不會分掉你一半的家財呢!
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