A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
一對夫妻到地方法院去辦離婚，但是孩子的監護權是個爭執問題。
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
這母親跳腳說孩子是她親生的，當然是她才擁有監護權。而先生也想爭取，所以法官也請他說說理由看看。
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?
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