一天，一個女裁縫坐在河邊縫衣裳，                                  

 一不小心她的頂針掉進河裏，她傷心得大哭起來。                        
                                                                                                     
 聽到哭聲，上帝出現了。上帝問道：                                    
                                                                                                                          &nb sp;             

 "我親愛的孩子，你為什麼哭泣啊？"                                    
                                                                           
 女裁縫告訴上帝事情的原委，                                          
                                                                                                                    &nb sp;                             
 並說她這枚頂針是她維持生活的工具。                                  
                                                                           
上帝把手伸入水中摸出一枚鑲著珍珠的金頂針，

 問女裁縫："這個頂針是你的嗎？              
                                                                           
 "不是。"女裁縫回答。                                                
                                                                           
 上帝再次把手伸進水中摸出一枚鑲著玉石的銀頂針問：                    
                                                                                                                                          &nb sp; 
 "這個頂針是你的嗎？""不是。"女裁縫搖了搖頭。                        
                                                                           
上帝第三次把手伸進水裏摸出一個銅頂針，                              
                                                                                                                                &nb sp;             
 然後問："這個頂針是你的嗎？"女裁縫點點頭說："是的。"                
                                                                                                                                              &n bsp;    
 見這女裁縫很誠實，上帝很高興，就把三個頂針全給了她。                
                                                                           
 幾年後，女裁縫與她的丈夫在河邊散步，                                
                                                                                                                              &nb sp;                
 她的丈夫一失足掉進河裏，很快就沉沒在水中。                          
                                                                           
女裁縫忙哭喊著救命。上帝又出現了......                              
                                                                           
上帝問："我的孩子，這次你又為什麼哭泣啊？"                          
                                                                           
"噢，上帝，  我的丈夫掉進河裏了！"                                  
                                                                           
上帝跳進水中撈出一個人，是大明星喬治克魯尼，                        
                                                                           
然後問:"這是你的丈夫嗎？"                                                                                                                      

 "是的。"女裁縫哭泣著回答。                                          
                                                                           
 "你撒謊！  他並不是你的丈夫！"上帝憤怒了。                          
                                                                           
女裁縫慌忙說道：                                                    
                                                                           
"噢，上帝，請原諒我，我撒謊是迫不得已的。                                                                                                      

如果我說喬治克魯尼不是我的丈夫，                                    
                                                                           
您又會從水中撈出布萊德彼特，我再說不是，                            
                                                                           
您才會撈出我的丈夫，最後我說是，                                    
                                                                           
 您又會把這三個男人全都給我。                                        
                                                                           
您看，我的身體並不強壯，                                            
                                                                           
如果讓我伺候三個丈夫的話，我會累死的。                              
                                                                           
上帝聽了覺得還滿有道理....就原諒了女裁縫的謊言                      
                                                                           
就把他丈夫救回了岸上。                                                                                      

  忽然間.......                                                                                                                  

丈夫就把女裁縫推入了水中                                                                            

並跟上帝說：   來吧，我平日有在鍛鍊身體，我夠強壯！！