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篇名: 你的馬 真厲害
作者: 輕舟 日期: 2013.05.26  天氣:  心情:
Not Your Typical Horse 你的馬 真厲害

A man was reading his newspaper when his wife walked up behind him and smacked him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asked, “What was that for?” She said, “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue written on it.” He said, “Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the racetrack? Betty Sue was the name of the horse I went there to bet on.” Th
e wife then shrugged and walked away.

Three days later, the man was again reading his newspaper when his wife walked up behind him and smacked him on the back of the head once more with the frying pan. He asked, “What was that for?” She answered, “Your horse called.”

一名男子正在看報,他太太從他身後走近,用煎鍋敲了他的後腦杓。男子問道:「妳幹嘛打我?」她說:「我在你口袋裡找到一張寫著貝蒂.蘇的紙條。」他說:「拜託,親愛的,記得我上星期到了馬場嗎?貝蒂.蘇就是我去那邊在牠身上下注的馬名。」太太聳了聳肩,然後就走開了。

三天後,男子又在看報,他太太從他身後走近,又用煎鍋敲了他的後腦杓。男子問道:「妳幹嘛打我?」她回答:「你的馬打電話來了。」
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