Hi Patty,
I wrote three poems lately.
Please check them for me.
I know I m not good at English.
There could be some errors in each.
Feel free to let me know.
When you re not on the go.
Helpless Michael (-.-)
Cookie
You can t kiss me tonight.
If I never grant you the right.
I won t send you the rose.
Unless you touch my little nose.
I mustn t take you to my school.
Although you didn t jump into the pool.
You shouldn t bark at me in this way.
Otherwise I will just call you "Hey".
You haven t bitten me like others.
So I do love you forever.
P.S. Cookie is my co-worker Belle s puppy. If you d like to have a look at Cookie s picture, please visit
http://Wood.Would.Whoop.Nothing.com/Empty/Null/Cookie.htm
Winnie
Since my name is Michael,
Please don t call me devil.
I got a co-worker Sybil.
She said I look like a football.
Winnie left in this fall.
I didn t cry at all.
If we can become a couple,
That would be really wonderful.
Belle told me to make a phone call.
But the problem is which mall?
Her Tony is that tall.
I d better stay in the hall.
Sybil encouraged me to work a miracle.
But I tell myself it s a mission impossible.
P.S. Winnie is one of my co-workers. She graduated from UCLA last winter.
She s cute, winning, innocent, considerable, open-minded... But she has
had a boyfriend since she was in her Senior High. If you d like to know
more details among us three, please visit
Belle s puppy is called Cookie.
And my princess is Winnie.
Cookie really enjoys Sushi.
Winnie always loves Tony.
Sushi is good for everybody.
Tony looks like a donkey.
Everybody hardly thinks of a donkey.
Winnie never forgets her Tony.
Howdy!
Sushi has no warranty.
Tony has no guaranty.
But Winnie has a boyfriend already.
What a pity!
Cookie isn t from Cincinnati.
She was born in Missouri.
Tony isn t from Silicone Valley.
He was born in Sicily.
Winnie isn t from Wellesley.
She knows who s Kenny G.
I ain t from Mississippi.
I know who s Elvis Presley.
I know Tony is very tony!
Yet Turkey has the turkey?
I ve ever been to Fuji and Normandy.
But there s no monkey and Nazi.
Winnie is happy and very healthy.
Tony is lucky and very wealthy.
Cookie is naughty and very earthy.
Winnie is his nanny. Oh! Patty, I won t kiss Winnie.
Tony has his nappy. Oh! Patty, I won t miss Tony.
Cookie is very natty. Oh! Patty, I won t hiss Cookie.
Winnie is my first sweetie.
Tony is her only honey.
Cookie is his last doohickey.
Oops!
I m kind of dizzy.
But I m not dippy.
So who s my Daddy?
Winnie is donating her Barbie.
Tony is palying his hockey.
Cookie is staring at Teriyaki.
Winnie is watching her Snoopy
Tony is drinking his Whisky.
Cookie is biting my candy.
When Tony was in his Senior High, the teacher asked him "What s your
feeling about the National Flag?". Tony replied "I feel great about the
Natural Frog. The frog s legs are especially delicious.". Gosh! So silly!
Winnie is very pretty.
She never wears bikini.
Tony is very lazy.
He never rides Suzuki.
Cookie is very skinny.
She never eats Sashimi.
Well...
She knew my sinew.
You haul the U-haul.
He haw like heehaw.
I know an Aino.
Gee! Who is who?
Winnie...Cookie...Tony...and...guess who?...heeheehee...
I am not so picky.
Sometimes a little funny.
I am not fond of spaghetti.
There s nothing to do with Mitsubishi.
I know I can finish Tony.
Just like I ever defeated Teddy.
I know I am very busy.
But that s my lovely hobby.
Once Tony gets to the lobby.
I will beat him down to a mummy.
It s absolutely not my duty.
But I d better kick his body.
It s definitely not a party.
Though that could be very noisy.
Never treat this matter too lightly.
Unless you want to lose money.
Don t say that is dirty.
Actually it is necessary.
I am not that crazy.
Just want to do it early.
Please don t call me Rocky.
That is my dream only.
Dear Patty,
Tony is a sawney.
Though he has a Sony.
It is sunny.
But Tony is not a sonny.
Why not go to a movie?
That would make us more cozy.
It is not so easy.
Because She won t let me.
Tony is her baby.
No guy is as great as he.
Winnie is my ruby.
But I m only her Mickey.
Winnie said she s sorry.
Although I feel lonely.
My good friend is Billy.
He got a sister Lucy.
Lucy told me not to worry.
Everything could just be.
If I can wait and see.
Tony is likely to flee.
Hi Patty,
Tell you what...
Tony is still a dummy.
Cookie has become a memory.
Maybe I should forget Winnie.
Hmm...
Winnie and Cookie...
Who cares about Tony?
Talented as I am, I still can do nothing about it...sadly...
That s really my tragedy.
P.S. Hopefully Tony will treat Winnie as his Mommy.
Many thanks to my co-worker Sybil whose origin is England. I cannot finish my tentative poems without her help.
Also I d like to thank another co-worker Belle. Without her puppy Cookie, I could never have the inspiration which helps me write "Cookie", "Winnie", and "Winnie and Cookie".
penpalinla arrives at hotmail company on September 25, 2012.