Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
金錢非萬能, 信用卡猶在.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水, 儘量和女友一起洗澡.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後都有一個女人;
每個不成功男人的背後都有兩個女人.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
要是今天就能想好藉口, 就不要等明天交不了差時再來想.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就像照片顯影, 需要大量的暗房時間來培養.
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"你的未來取決於你的夢想", 所以趕快去睡覺吧.
The more you learn, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So why bother to learn.
書唸的越多, 知道的越多,
知道的越多, 忘記的越多,
忘記的越多, 知道的越少,
那麼又何必唸書呢?!