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"Daffodils" (1804) I wandered lonely as a cloud That floats on high o er vales and hills, When all at once I saw a crowd, A ...《看全文》

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Hmmm, I need cheering up today, because Manchester United lost to Barcelona in the final of the European champions league last nig ...《看全文》