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作者: fifi 日期: 2013.01.30  天氣:  心情:

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That s Direct Marketing

You re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He s very rich. Marry him." That s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I m very rich. Marry me." That s Telemarketing.

You re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I m very rich "Will you marry me?" That s Public Relations.
You re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich...? That s Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I m rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That s Customer Feedback
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