"I m not a traffic stopping model or the smartest person in the room. The more you get to know me, the prettier I become... My real beauty lies in my humor, strength, the kind of sister, daughter, and friend I am. But more than anything, it lies in my ability to truly not give a shit what anyone thinks of me. Because I know what I think."
- Comedian Amy Schumer, Cosmopolitan Magazine, March 2011